dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
(via shot-gun-sinners)
it’s okay to be feminine (◠‿◠✿)
it’s okay to be masculine (◡‿◡✿)
let people be who they want to be ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
(via jackkbarakkat)
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
(via urainiumbombs)
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
(via kurtcoblaine)
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
(via hoechliin)
You cannot even try to tell me that you didn’t think they were about to kiss because they were seriously about to.
Especially the 2nd gif.
- The way Stiles looks at Derek’s lips and nods slightly.
- The way Derek’s eyes skit around looking at Stiles’ facial expressions.
- The way Derek swallows almost nervously
this post is flawless
(via dbagcriss)
I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES
(via we-are-anti-venom)